Relationship to Rapunzel: Rapun-who? Never heard of her.

Characteristics: An ex once said I was like sticky toffee pudding - deliciously wicked and bad for your teeth. Probably cos I pulled his molars out with a pair of pliers.

What's in their Christmas Stocking: Earplugs, to shut out all the incessant whining from Rapunzel. Did I say Rapunzel? I never meant that I meant… oh go and leave me in peace instead of asking all these stupid questions!