National Theatre of Scotland

Patrick comes home unexpectedly from the seminary and older brother Johnny's not slow to tap him for money. Mum is suspicious, Dad seems indifferent, and pissed, and little sister Cath is distracted and medicated.

Living on their wits, stalked by violence and death, defending themselves with the blackest humour, Nobody Will Ever Forgive Us is the story of a family under siege.

Dad: I went to the only university that counts - the university of life.
Mum: I wish to God you'd dropped out.